loophemmings:

if i ever become famous i’m so fucked i’ve been in too many fandoms on too many different websites for far too long there’s no erasing all the evidence 

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dracomafloy:

ronweasley:

lilypotter:

harryjamespotter:

happy birthday to me

happy birthday son

happy birthday best friend

happy birthday you sexy prat

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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mrsbrianjohnson:

twofingerswhiskey:

other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks

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and then there’s canada

you go bro

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defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

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  • #reblogging for the username #panic-at-the-dildos
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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

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